Green-Eyed Monster Girl Tabloid Blues

Oh yeah?!

You... with your photos..

You make me want to beat you senseless

because you were born pretty and tall and 

genetically predisposed to max out at 20 lbs soaking wet.

Fuck you and your countable ribs and

your big wide eyes and

the fact that people 

PAY YOU 

to dress up and make faces. 

Today, I hate

Pretty People

and

Rich People

and I super-hate

Pretty Rich People and Rich Pretty People.

My Daddy doesn't sell retail space on Mars 

so I actually need a desk job.

And my Mommy's not an heiress

so I only get to window shop for designer threads,

and they don't let me get too close to the windows.

They say my fingerprints are greasy

and I scare away The Benjamins when I press my face against the glass like that...

Nobody pays my rent. 

Today, I hate

hating people

and 

Facebook stalking

and

my hair, which hasn't cooperated all day...